I don't like people. Let me make that more specific: I don't like stupid people.
Wait, let me specify that a bit more. I don't like stupid people who go to Allen or are customers/employees at Yocco's and make me hate the world a little bit more.
But when customers are really nice to me, I feel bad for secretly hating them. But then the next dickwad in line steps up and I get over it real quick.