Wednesday, April 6, 2011

calculus is irrelevant to everyone except for science and math majors


but everyone gets taught it.

I do not understand why.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Post Mortem

I hope I die watching some weird ass fetish porn. That way whoever finds me is first shocked that I'm dead, and then sees the sick shit I was jerking it to, and gets grossed out by that. And then people wonder about the sick shit I was into. And that's how they remember me: the kid that died jerking it to gay-pedo-bondage.